Monday, March 23, 2009

I Karate Chopped Chuck Norris Sliding Down A Hill Because I'm Sexy And I Do What I Want

I got tagged by SL for this- and found it too funny for words....So here it is!

What you’re supposed to do:  Type out the sentence you end up with in the TITLE of your blog post and tag your friends.

1. Pick the month you were born:

  • January———-I kicked
  • February———I loved
  • March————I karate chopped
  • April—————I licked
  • May—————I jumped on
  • June—————I smelled
  • July—————-I did the Macarena With
  • August————I had lunch with
  • September——I danced with
  • October———-I sang to
  • November——-I yelled at
  • December——-I ran over

2. Pick the day (number) you were born on:

  • 1———-a birdbath
  • 2———-a monster
  • 3———-a phone
  • 4———-a fork
  • 5———-a snowman
  • 6———-a gangster
  • 7———-my mobile phone
  • 8———-my dog
  • 9———-my best friends’ boyfriend
  • 10———-my neighbour
  • 11———-my science teacher
  • 12———-a banana
  • 13———-a fireman
  • 14———-a stuffed animal
  • 15———-a goat
  • 16———-a pickle
  • 17———-your mom
  • 18———-a spoon
  • 19——— - a smurf
  • 20———-a baseball bat
  • 21———-a ninja
  • 22———-Chuck Norris
  • 23———-a noodle
  • 24———-a squirrel
  • 25———-a football player
  • 26———-my sister
  • 27———-my brother
  • 28———-an iPod
  • 29———-a surfer
  • 30———-a homeless guy
  • 31———-a llama

3. What is the last number of the year you were born:

  • 1————- In my car
  • 2 ————- On your car
  • 3 —————- In a hole
  • 4 —————- Under your bed
  • 5 —————- Riding a Motorcycle
  • 6 ————- sliding down a hill
  • 7 ————- in an elevator
  • 8————— at the dinner table
  • 9 ———— In line at the bank
  • 0 ———— in your bathroom

4. Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

  • White————-because I’m cool like that
  • Black————-because that’s how I roll.
  • Pink—————-because I’m NOT crazy.
  • Red—————-because the voices told me to.
  • Blue—————-because I’m sexy and I do what I want
  • Green————-because I think I need some serious help.
  • Purple————-because I’m AWESOME!
  • Gray—————because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
  • Yellow————because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
  • Orange————because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
  • Brown————-because I can.
  • Other—————because I’m a Ninja!
  • None—————because I can’t control myself!

This is what I got:

I karate chopped Chuck Norris sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

And I tag:

  1. The Big Blue Nut
  2. Fat Boy Bakes
  3. Lady Nina
  4. Shue in New York
  5. The Tawny Owl
  6. Merv
  7. The Skimpy Skank
  8. Booker
  9. Jacqueline
  10. Joy

If you want to try it, too, here are the rules:

  • Place the award logo on your blog.
  • Nominate 10 other blogs which show “Attitude and/or Gratitude”.
  • Link to the nominees on your blog post.
  • Comment on their blog that you have nominated them.
  • Share the love and link to the person who nominated you.

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